Hello.

Over the next few months, we want to workshop a comedy script we’re developing. We’re looking for some funny folk to come along and help us out with a rehearsed reading of our show.

If you feel like that’s something you might like to do, and you’ll be in the Glasgow area over the next few months - then great!

Have a look below and let us know if you’re interested in helping us out or if want to know more about the project, feel free to contact Philip at: philiplarkin@me.com

We need folk to play the following fictional folk:

ANDERS: Male, 25ish.

SOPHIE: Female, 20-23ish.

FRANK: Male, 45+.

AUDREY: Female, 45+.

NB: This is an unpaid opportunity. Applicants should be based in Glasgow as a result. We understand that this is shit, but we’re hoping we’ll entice you with the chance to fuck around, have a laugh and be part of something FUN. 

For more information, you can get in touch with us via Twitter - @philiplarkin & @HRFMichael

Cheers!

davidgalletly asked: Hi Philip. Long term fan, 1st time caller. My 'wife' & I have been loving your popular 'Vine' videos recently. As a novice user, do you have any top 'tips 'n' tricks' for the up-and-comers out there? Also, if you could add one feature to 'Vine' what would it be? (it's a 'toss up' between an 'undo' button or the ability to import videos from 'elsewhere' for me). Dx

Why hello David & Alex. Good to hear from you.

First of all, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Now, the thing with Vine (I think, anyway) is to just go mad. I like to do things that *I* would laugh at. I don’t tend to do takes or try to set anything massive up - it seems to work better when there’s an element of spontaneity about it. My long suffering girlfriend will tell you that sometimes I’ll just break away and start filming something; to which I would say, once you think of an ideal Vine, just do it! 

As far as adding features go - I’d like to see a better user interface, one that works online so I can browse my favourite Viners more easily. 

WHO ARE MY FAVOURITE VINERS, YOU ASK? Well, let me recommend some! I like:

- Will Sasso

- Steve Agee

- Preston Olsen

- Marlo Meekins

- Megan Neuringer

- John Gholson

Enjoy!

It’s been 9 years. 9 years to work through my thoughts, feelings & the PTSD. The last time I saw them, was in ‘04. A real ‘time to grow the hell up’ moment.

They told me they’d be there for me, but suddenly they’re gone. And me, thrust into maturity; a premature adulthood. Unprepared, frightened even.

9 years on, it still hurts.

9 years on; I still miss my Friends.

(Even Phoebe).